What Are You?

I'm just an average Third Culture Kid who is distantly related to the Pied Piper¹. I speak in tongues², read more than 200 pages a week, and astound even the best English teachers with my writings.³ Look at my personal newsletter: "Curent Events". At the age of 12, I invented the world's first and only all-in-one poncho, palette, and bedspread, but my mother threw it away before it could be marketed. Once I rode a motorcycle for six hours without touching the handlebars⁴, and because I love adventure, I leapt off a 747 and escaped without injury⁵. Believe it or not, I actually have a valid driver's license, and have swum in the Atlantic, Pacific, and the South China Sea . Despite the fact that my attempts to juggle represent the chaos theory, I have worked side by side with famous authors⁶, discovered new and exciting bugs⁷, and sold high-grade, state-of-the-art chips⁸. Unfortunately, it wouldn't all fit in my resume.